Memes in.
Cookies out.
Tag $GIZMO, make something original, and land on the board. The firehose does the sorting. Humans only veto the fakes.
The live app would follow public $GIZMO posts, tick the legitimacy boxes, and rank original memes automatically. This version uses demo data so you can feel the flow.
Open the top 15 → slash stolen memes → pay the rest → leave crumbs for next week.
This week’s cookie monsters
originality beats volume| # | memer | cookies | farm score | veto |
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Already swept away
Replies with four cashtags, retweets, and duplicate images never reach the visible board.
The live search:
($GIZMO OR @GizmoImaginary OR "imaginary kitten") -is:retweet
Legitimacy boxes
- Has $GIZMO or @GizmoImaginary
- Not a retweet or multi-cashtag reply
- Account older than 60 days
- Original media this week
- Text is not a near-duplicate
- Posting rhythm is not bot-like
- Pre-jar Gizmo history earns a loyalty bump
What humans do
Do not grade 400 posts. Open the top 15. If a stolen meme or mercenary cluster slipped through, hit slash. Pay the rest from the jar.
70% top board · 20% stays in jar · 10% random scorer
Friday cookie list
The production version would export addresses already linked by the winners. Today it is names only.
No extra token. One Gizmo. Ten thousand lunchboxes.